Wrap It Up

So you’re shop, shop, shopping for everyone on your list, but then… oh damn!  Guess what you forgot.  (“Christmas Wrapping,” get it?  What, no one?)  Now you have to wrap everything too. 

But everyone else is doing red and green right now, but not YOU, deputy shoe fairy!  You have more style than that.  Check out this gift bag:

Nice!  Nice stiletto in purple and pink, topped with a flower, and a flower on the tag, and flowers up the sides.  I especially like those… they seem very, I don’t know, calming, or peaceful, or something.  (Or is that just me?)  Find it at Pier 1 for $4.

Ribbon too!  I love this… hot pink, black pumps, pearls… everything!  This grosgrain ribbon is just over half an inch wide, and comes in lengths of two, five, or twenty yards.  (Go for the 20 yards.  The yard-per-dollar proportion is ridiculous.  Get 20 yards for $5.40!)  Check it out at ArtFire.

Okay, so you still want to be a little Christmasy.  Here ya go:

Not sure if you can read all the puns, but they’re all Christmas-themed.  The cheetah boot?  That’s the Santa CLAWS Boot.  The stripy pump?  Peppermint Pump.  The holly-bedecked mule?  Yule Mule, of course.  Perfect for the shoe lover in your life!  Five dollars for three 29”x20” sheets from Remanents.  (And hey, Christmas cards to match!)

Or this one.  Sound advice for Santa indeed:

“Dear Santa, Leave cute shoes.”  Hear that, Santa?  Shoes!  Cute ones!  Leave’em here!  The wrapping paper is two feet wide, and six feet of it will run you $16.  For 15 feet, it’s $32.  Check out this and other festive designs on Zazzle.  (Oh Zazzle.  You have a something for everything.)

Now your presents are as cute on the outside as the shoes are on the inside!  (Of course you bought shoes as gifts.  I know you. J)