Halloween

Darkness falls across the land.

The midnight hour is close at hand.

Creatures crawl in search of blood

To terrorize your neighborhood.

Blood found!  The Blood Splatter Zombie Pumps by Pleaser look like they’ve been through some horrible zombie attack, but hey—at least you came through the attack in style.  If now you’re destined to eat braaaaaaaaaaaains for the rest of your unnatural life, you may as well look good.  Also available with blood-on-white; your choice for $51 on Overstock.

And whosoever shall be found

Without the soul for getting down

Must stand and face the hounds of hell

And rot inside a corpse’s shell.

Hell, you’d look devilish in these!  The flame-shaped cuts around the heel, the pitchfork across the peep toe (there’s a little buckle on it, by the way)… I even love that the ankle strap is just tipped in black.  That just makes it for me!  Yours on super-sale for $30 from BuyCostumes.

The foulest stench is in the air—

The funk of forty thousand years—

And grisly ghouls from every tomb

Are closing in to seal your doom.

Think any grisly ghouls will emerge from the tombstones on the Wish List Plat Bootie by Iron Fist?  Maybe!  At least one of the stones has a frowny face on it—maybe he’s angry his eternal rest is being disturbed by all this dancing.  Kids these days.  I also enjoy the embossed crosses on the toe, by the laces, and around heel—that’s pulling a theme all the way through!  Very nice.  Whole sizes only from Shoes.com for $75.

And though you fight to stay alive

Your body starts to shiver

For no mere mortal can resist

The evil of the thriller!

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